They keep surprising every week, over and over again.
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Monday, July 31, 2017
100 Ways To Flip Someone Off
Some ways to eloquently tell someone to f*ck themselves.
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Ignoring Level 9000
I’ll read my texts when I want.
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Wait For It
He just asked for it.
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Irish People Try The World’s Strongest Cocktails
The Irish can stomach some, but this is kind of heavy.
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Carpet Shark
This dog is a very special kind of “special”.
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Representative Line: Groovy Typing, Man
Groovy was one of those programming languages that spent about six months as the trendy language du jour, and I haven’t heard much about it since. If I were to learn it, I’d want to learn by example- going through real-world Groovy code and seeing how it works.
An anonymous submitter has provided one sample for me to learn from:
List<String> items = new ArrayList<String>(Arrays.asList(data.split(",")))
String itemOne = items[2].toString()
It reminds me of those Family Circus comics where little Billy would wander the entire city to get from the front yard to the back yard.
It does indeed. And certainly, the type conversions are definitely the long way around: String -> String[] -> List<String> -> String -> String. But more than anything else, it’s the second statement that really gets me.
String itemOne = items[2].toString()
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Sunday, July 30, 2017
Casually Explained: Video Games
Video games are those thingies where you play with that thingy. Understood?
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Cats F*ck Up The House
No need for an alarm, except for when you own cats.
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Blend Your Makeup
We can see your neck too you know.
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FFS What A Creep
When you videobomb your own video.
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The Best Movie Ever?!
You can’t go wrong with emotional emoji!
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Ducks Have Insane Traffic Etiquette
Red means wait, green means go!
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Saturday, July 29, 2017
Daughter Scares Dad During Video Game
Sometimes video games are more intense than your own children.
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Trolling The Police
When you wanna make sure your car chase is going to be on television.
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That’s Painful
Old me looks so boring.
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Friday, July 28, 2017
Raccoon Washing His Grapes
Who knew they were so conscious about their food!
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Bear Thinks He Is A Human Baby
Sort of like Mowgli, but the other way around.
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When You Overestimate Yourself
But your friends don’t.
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I Feel So Alone
I don’t know anybody, I’m going home!
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Swine Stampede
Life is mud and mud is life!
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Millenials
They spend way too much money on avocados.
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Error'd: The Things That Should Not Be
"I tried to export my game to HTML5, but I guess it just wasn't meant to be," Edward W. writes.
Tom H. wrote, "I guess the build server never saw that memo."
"I love going out to dinner with my friend null null," writes Adam R., "She never steals any of my food!"
Mike C. wrote, "Sorry JIRA, all the keys on my keyboard are defined."
"You guys! I caught an error! 🎣 🎣" writes Nick.
Hamakei asks, "Never mind who's watching the Watchmen...who helps the helpers?"
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Thursday, July 27, 2017
Tinder Couple Finally Gets Acquainted After 3 Years
They’re pretty cute together right?
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Don’t Go And See Valerian
The Valerian movie is just insanely weird.
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Faceplant x 9
Don’t ever get comfy when driving public transport.
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Happiness Is An Illusion
Don’t fall for it people.
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Usher Carpool Karaoke
Usher has some good old fun singing some of his classics again while stuck in traffic.
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Table 12
We've all encountered database tables that look like this:
ID Data ----- -------------------------------------------- 00001 TRUE, FALSE, FILE_NOT_FOUND 00002 MALE|FEMALE|TRANS|EUNUCH|OTHER 00003 <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><item id="1234"><name "Widget"/>...</item> 00004 1234|Fred,Lena,Dana||||||||||||1.3DEp42|
Oh the joy of figuring out what each field of each row represents. The fun of deciphering the code that writes and reads/parses each row of data. In a moment, you will fondly look back on that experience as the Good-Old-Days.
The task of administering elections in the Great White North is handled by the appropriately-named agency Elections Canada. As part of their mandate, they provide the results of past elections in granular detail, both as nicely formatted web pages and as downloadable raw files. The latter are meant to be used by researchers for studying how turnout varies across provinces, ages, races, etc., as well as arguing about the merits of proportional representation versus single transferable votes; and so forth.
One of the more comprehensive data files is descriptively known as Table-Twelve, and it contains a record for every candidate who ran in the election. Each record contains how many votes they got, the riding (electoral district) in which they competed, their affiliated party, home town, occupation, and hundreds of other details about the candidate. This file has been published for every election since the 38th general in 2004. Vicki was charged with creating a new parser for this data.
Table-Twelve is a CSV file in the same way that managers describe their new agile process as <details of waterfall here>. While parsing a CSV file in general is no big deal, writing a function to parse this data was far harder than she expected. For one thing, the column titles change from year to year. One might think Who cares, as long as the data is in the same sequence. One would be wrong. As an example, depending upon the year, the identifier for the electoral district might be in a column named "Electoral District Name", "Electoral District" or "District", and might contain a string representing the district name, or a numeric district identifier, either of which may or may not be enclosed in single or double quotes. Just to make it interesting, some of the quoted strings have commas, and some of the numbers are commafied as well.
Further inspection revealed that the columns are not only inconsistently named, but named so as to be completely misleading. There's a column labeled "Majority". If you're thinking that it contains a boolean to indicate whether the candidate got a majority, or 50%+1 of the number of cast votes (i.e.: "How many votes do you need for a majority?"), you'd be mistaken. Nor is it even a slight misuse (where it should have been "Plurality"). Instead, it's the delta between the winning candidate and the second-place candidate in that riding. They also helpfully give you the quotient of this delta to the total cast votes as the "Majority Percentage".
Canada has a parliamentary system; it's also important to know how many candidates of each party won, so the party designation is obviously going to be easy to access, right? Or maybe you'd like to sort by surname? Well, it turns out that the party is appended to the field containing the candidate's name, delimited with a single space (and possibly an asterisk if they were incumbent). But the candidate's name and the party are already each a variable number of words (some have middle names or two surnames) delimited by single spaces. The party name, however, must be given in both English and French, separated by a forward slash. Of course, some parties already have a slash in their name! Oh, and if the candidate didn't run as a member of a party, they might be listed as "Independent" or as "No affiliation"; both are used in any given file.
Above and beyond the call of making something difficult to parse, the files are full of French accented text, so the encoding changes from file to file, here ISO-8859, there UTF-8, over there a BOM or two.
Don't get me wrong, I've written parsers for this sort of garbage by creating a bunch of routines to do trivial parsing and using them for larger logical parsers, and so on until you can parse all of the fields in an entire row, and all the special cases that spew forth. But the files they were supposed to parse were consistent from one day to the next.
Vicki is considering pulling out all of her hair, braiding it together and using it to hang the person who designed Table-Twelve.
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Wednesday, July 26, 2017
And A New Picasso Was Born
With a reaction like this you just know there are some crazy talents inside this young fellow.
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A Dance Move For Every Occasion
Friday night at the club? Check. Birthday party of your little nephew? Check.
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Babe Babe
I’m so emotional right now babe.
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Cat Pets Tiny Frog
“We’ll get along just fine, little slimy friend. Now where is my lunch money!?”
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Flirting Dog
Yeah, you like that phat booty? *winks*
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CodeSOD: The Nuclear Option
About a decade ago, Gerald worked at a European nuclear plant. There was a “minor” issue where a controller connected to a high-voltage power supply would start missing out on status messages. “Minor”, because it didn’t really pose a risk to life and limb- but still, any malfunction with a controller attached to a high-voltage power supply in a nuclear power plant needs to be addressed.
So Gerald went off and got the code. It was on a file share, in a file called final.zip. Or, wait, was it in the file called real-final.zip? Or installed.zip? Or, finalnew.zip?
It took a few tries, but eventually he picked out the correct one. To his surprise, in addition to the .c and .h files he expected to see, there was also a mysterious .xls. And that’s where things went bad.
Pause for a moment to consider a problem: you receive a byte containing an set of flags to represent an error code. So, you need to check each individual bit to understand what the exact error is. At this point, you’re probably reaching for a bitshift operator, because that’s the easiest way to do it.
I want you to imagine, for a moment, however, that you don’t really know C, or bitwise operations, or even what a bit is. Instead, you know two things: that there are 255 possible error codes, and how to use Excel. With those gaps in knowledge, you might perhaps, just manually write an Excel spreadsheet with every possible option, using Excel's range-drag operation to fill in the columns with easily predictable values. You might do this for 254 rows of data. Which, as a note, the range of possible values is 255, so guess what was causing the error?
if (variable== 0 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 1 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 2 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 3 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 4 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 5 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 6 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 7 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 8 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 9 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 10 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 11 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 12 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 13 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 14 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 15 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 16 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 17 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 18 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 19 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 20 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 21 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 22 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 23 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 24 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 25 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 26 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 27 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 28 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 29 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 30 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 31 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 32 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 33 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 34 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 35 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 36 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 37 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 38 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 39 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 40 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 41 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 42 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 43 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 44 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 45 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 46 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 47 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 48 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 49 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 50 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 51 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 52 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 53 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 54 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 55 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 56 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 57 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 58 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 59 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 60 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 61 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 62 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 63 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 1 ;g= 0 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 64 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 65 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 66 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 67 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 68 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 69 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 70 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 71 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 72 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 73 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 74 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 75 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 76 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 77 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 78 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 79 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 80 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 81 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 82 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 83 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 84 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 85 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 86 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 87 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 88 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 89 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 90 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 91 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 92 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 93 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 94 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 95 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 0 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 96 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 97 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 98 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 99 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 100 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 101 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 102 ) { a= 0 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 103 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 1 ; d= 0 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
if (variable== 104 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 1 ;h= 0 ;}
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if (variable== 237 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 0 ;f= 1 ;g= 1 ;h= 1 ;}
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if (variable== 251 ) { a= 1 ; b= 1 ; c= 0 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 1 ;g= 1 ;h= 1 ;}
if (variable== 252 ) { a= 0 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 1 ;g= 1 ;h= 1 ;}
if (variable== 253 ) { a= 1 ; b= 0 ; c= 1 ; d= 1 ;e= 1 ;f= 1 ;g= 1 ;h= 1 ;}
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Tuesday, July 25, 2017
Nothing But Smiles
Cats in the news isn’t very ordinary, so when it happens there is nothing but smiles.
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Biggest Emoji Fan Goes To The Emoji Movie Premiere
If you think emoji are cool, you can’t miss the very first screening of The Emoji Movie.
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Lonely Drake
I just bought you a drink, acknowledge me!
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Every Thing You Know Is Now Made Of LEGO
This stop-motion video of daily breakfast in LEGO is straight up awesome!
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Charged With Attempted Clumsiness
Robber runs away as fast as he can after his crime.
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The Logs Don't Lie
She'd resisted the call for years. As a senior developer, Makoto knew how the story ended: one day, she'd be drafted into the ranks of the manager, forswearing her true love webdev. When her boss was sacked unexpectedly, mere weeks after the most senior dev quit, she looked around and realized she was holding the short straw. She was the most senior. This is her story.
As she settled into her new responsibilities, Makoto started coming in earlier and earlier in the hopes of getting some development work done. As such, she started to get accustomed to the rhythm of the morning shift, before most devs had rolled out of bed, but after the night shift ops guys had gone home.
Bad sign number 1: the CEO wandering past, looking a bit lost and vaguely concerned.
"Can I help you?" Makoto asked, putting down her breakfast pastry.
Bad sign number 2 was his reply: "Does the Internet look down to you?"
Makoto quickly pulled up her favorite Internet test site, /r/aww, to verify that she still had connectivity. "Seems all right to me."
"Well, I can't get online."
Webdev-Makoto would've shrugged and thought, Not my circus. Manager-Makoto forced a grin onto her face and said, "I'll get my guys on that."
"Thanks, you're a real champ." Satisfied, the CEO wandered back to whatever it was he did all day, leaving Makoto to explain a problem she wasn't experiencing to guys way more qualified to work on this than she was.
Hoping to explain the discrepancy, she unplugged her laptop. This time, the adorable kittens failed to load.
"Success!" she told the empty office. "This is officially some weird wi-fi problem."
She drafted up a notice to that effect, sent it to the office mailing list, and assigned her teammate Sven to find and fix the problem. By 9:00 AM, all was well, and her team had sent out an update to that effect.
Now well into her daily routine, Makoto put the incident behind her. After all, it was resolved, wasn't it?
4:00 PM rolled around, and Makoto was somehow the recipient for an angry email from Greg in Sales. Is the internet still out? I need to close out my sales!!! Why hasn't your team fixed this yet! We could lose $300,000 if I can't close out my sales by 5PM!!!!!
Makoto rolled her eyes at the unnecessary number of exclamation points and checked the sales pipeline. Sure enough, there was nothing preventing her from accessing Greg's queue and verifying that all $100 worth of sales were present and accounted for.
Makoto cracked her knuckles and crafted the most polite response she could muster: As per my update at 9am, the Internet is back online and you should be able to perform any and all job duties at this time.
The reply came 2 minutes later: I cannot close my opportunities!!!
Makoto forwarded the email chain to Sven before rolling over to his desk. "Greg's being a drama llama again. Can you pull the firewall logs and prove he's got Internet?"
"'Course."
10 minutes and 4 raised eyebrows later, Sven replied to the ticket, copying Greg's boss and attaching a screenshot of the logs. As Makoto stated, we are online at this time. Is it possible your computer received a virus from browsing PornHub since 9:30 this morning?
Greg spent the next day in meetings with HR, and the next week on unpaid leave to think about what he'd done. To this day, he cannot look Sven or Makoto in the eye as they pass each other in the hallway. Makoto suspects he won't suffer long—only as long as it takes him to find another job. Maybe one with IT people who don't know what search keywords he uses.
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Monday, July 24, 2017
Ballet, Just Give It A Try They Thought
Ballet, how difficult can it really be? Piece of cake right?
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Majestic Octopus Is Majestic
Some creatures are better off living underwater, but this octopus doesn’t care about nature‘s laws.
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Fuckboy 101
Never put all of your eggs in one basket.
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Snow Gymnastics
If I can’t ski, I’ll try gymnastics.
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Dunkirk Survivor Is So Sweet
War veteran causes quite the stir at a Dunkirk premiere, he is so emotional and proud!
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CodeSOD: This or That
Processing financial transactions is not the kind of software you want to make mistakes in. If something is supposed to happen, it is definitely supposed to happen. Not partially happen. Not maybe happen.
Thus, a company like Charles R’s uses a vendor-supplied accounting package. That vendor has a professional services team, so when the behavior needs to be customized, Charles’s company outsources that development to the vendor.
Of course, years later, that code needs to get audited, and it’s about then that you find out that the vendor outsourced their “professional services” to the lowest bidder, creating a less-than-professional service result.
If you want to make sure than when the country code is equal to "HND", you want to be really sure.
if(transaction.country == config.country_code.HND || transaction.country == config.country_code.HND)
parts[0] = parts[0].replace(/\B(?=(\d{3})+(?!\d))/g, ",");
else
parts[0] = parts[0].replace(/\B(?=(\d{3})+(?!\d))/g, ".");
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Sunday, July 23, 2017
Cara Delevingne Shows Her Hot Sauce Balls While Eating Spicy Wings
Cara Delevigne is one of those celebrities who’s probably a lot crazier than you expect.
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Shadow Monster
Monsters come from where you least expect it.
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Orangutan Just Wants To Make New Friends
The things animals have to go through to make new friends…
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Who’s That Bitch?
When you don’t like your friend’s family.
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Saturday, July 22, 2017
Failing Better (Or Worse?) Than Ever Before
It’s astonishing… The lack of intellect on some people.
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What Is The Shape Of Space?
Space explained the easy way – with a comic.
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I’m Blue?!!
Who the f*ck is that creep???
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Recording A Spotify Ad
This guy is not a fan of his music being interrupted by Spotify ads.
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Delete The Toxic People
You’ll be happier than ever before.
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Friday, July 21, 2017
I Bet You’ve Never Been As Angry As This Guy (And His Gun)
There’s being angry, and there’s being ANGRY. As in, you don’t even care anymore…
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Why It Sucks To Be A Male Hyena
You might think it’s cool to be a hyena, because you’re mean as hell and everybody still thinks your an interesting animal. But for a male hyena things are a little different.
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Close Call
Sometimes you just can’t find the brakes anymore.
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Just Cut Them Loose
Challenge accepted.
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Cats And Dogs Have Different Needs
Kitty wants to play, doggy wants to nap.
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Error'd: No Thanks Necessary
"I guess we're not allowed to thank the postal carriers?!" Brian writes.
"So, does the CPU time mean that Microsoft has been listening to every noise I have made since before I was born?" writes Shaun F.
"No problem. I will not attempt to re-use your error message without permission," wrote Alex K.
Mark B. writes, "Ah, if only we could have this in real life."
"Good work Google! Another perfect translation into German," Kolja wrote.
"I was searching for an Atmel MCU, so I naturally opened Atmel's Product Finder. I kind of wish that I didn't," writes Michael B.,
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Thursday, July 20, 2017
Cutest Dog Bath
Not many dogs like bathing as much as this sweet fella.
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Horse Doesn’t Like Its New Play Buddy
The animal kingdom is one tough motherf*cker. Savage!
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One Big Fail
You want money, you get a facial of beer.
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I’m At The Gym
Don’t worry, I’m working hard at the gym!
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Share Your Most Evil Laugh
A funny little compilation of evil laughs, full of inspiration!
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Finding the Lowest Value
Max’s team moved into a new office, which brought with it the low-walled, “bee-hive” style cubicle partitions. Their project manager cheerfully explained that the new space “would optimize collaboration”, which in practice meant that every random conversation between any two developers turned into a work-stopping distraction for everyone else.
That, of course, wasn’t the only change their project manager instituted. The company had been around for a bit, and their original application architecture was a Java-based web application. At some point, someone added a little JavaScript to the front end. Then a bit more. This eventually segregated the team into two clear roles: back-end Java developers, and front-end JavaScript developers.
“Silos,” the project manager explained, “are against the ethos of collaboration. We’re all going to be full stack developers now.” Thus everyone’s job description and responsibilities changed overnight.
Add an overly ambitious release schedule and some unclear requirements, and the end result is a lot of underqualified developers rushing to hit targets with tools that they don’t fully understand, in an environment that isn’t conducive to concentration in the first place.
Max was doing his best to tune out the background noise, when Mariella stopped into Dalton’s cube. Dalton, sitting straight across from Max, was the resident “front-end expert”, or at least, he had been before everyone was now a full-stack developer. Mariella was a long-time backend JEE developer who hadn’t done much of the web portion of their application at all, and was doing her best to adapt to the new world.
“Dalton, what’s the easiest way to get the minimum value of an array of numbers in JavaScript?” Mariella asked.
Max did his best to ignore the conversation. He was right in the middle of a particularly tricky ORM-related bug, and was trying to figure out why one fetch operation was generating just awful SQL.
“Hrmmmm…” Dalton said, tapping at his desk and adding to the distraction while he thought. “That’s a tough one. Oh! You should use a filter!”
“A filter, what would I filter on?”
Max combed through the JPA annotations that controlled their data access, cursing the “magic” that generated SQL queries, but as he started to piece it together, Dalton and Mariella continued their “instructional” session.
“In the filter callback, you’d just check to see if each value is the lowest one, and if it is, return true, otherwise return false.” Dalton knocked out a little drum solo on his desk, to celebrate his cleverness.
“But… I wouldn’t know which value is the lowest one, yet,” Mariella said.
“Oh, yeah… I see what you mean. Yeah, this is a tricky one.”
Max traced through the code. Okay, so the @JoinColumn is CUST_ID, so why is it generating a LIKE comparison instead of an equals? Wait, I think I’ve-
“Ah ha!” Dalton said, chucking Max’s train of thought off the rails and through an HO-scale village. “You just sort the array and take the first value!” *Thumpa thumpa tadatada* went Dalton’s little desk drum solo.
“I guess that makes sense,” Mariella said.
At this point, Max couldn’t stay out of the conversation. “No! Don’t do that. Use reduce. Sorting’s an n(lg n) operation.”
“Hunh?” Dalton said. His fingers nervously hovered over his desk, ready to play his next drum solo once he had a vague clue what Max was talking about. “In logs in? We’re not doing logging…”
Max tried again, in simple English. “Sorting is slow. The computer does a lot of extra work to sort all the elements.”
“No it won’t,” Dalton said. “It’ll just take the first element.”
“Ahem.” Max turned to discover the project manager looming over his cube. “We want to encourage collaboration,” the PM said, sternly, “but right now, Max, you’re being disruptive. Please be quiet and let the people around you work.”
And that was how Dalton’s Minimum Finding Algorithm got implemented, and released as part of their production code base.
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